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\reference{1}{D'Mann, M. A. and Wolfe, W.}{Profit through Accidental Libel}{Slander Quarterly}{176}{1985}{37}
\reference{2}{Socrates}{On K'ung-Futzu}{\sym Modern Philosophy}{-1273}{410 B.C.}{87}
\reference{23}{Thomas, D.}{Nothing worthwhile has ever been put into print}{J. Crit. Reading}{32}{1973}{1}
\reference{41}{Cher,Bit}{Editing Nightmares: Part 2}{Z. Publ.}{73}{1985}{34}
\reference{51}{Anonymous}{A Personal Palmolive Experience}{Successful Advertising}{13}{1986}{71}
\reference{72}{Paine, Ima and Rumpy, G}{Why I hate writing those *\#\&! papers}{J. Tech. Writing}{8}{1972}{971}
\reference{73}{D'Mann, M. A.}{Don't Touch my References}{Manuscripts Today}{29}{1988}{37}
\reference{74}{Wolfe, W.}{Be Careful who you Cite}{Slander Quarterly}{192}{1989}{12}
\reference{83}{Cher, Bit}{Editing Nightmares: Part 1}{Z. Publ.}{72}{1985}{52}
\reference{89}{Paine, Ima and Cher, Bit}{Let's just submit a rough draft?}{J. Tech. Writing}{15}{1983}{2134}
\reference{101}{Announcer, J. B.}{The Kaputsco Toenail Collator}{Purchaser Reports}{52}{1975}{52}
\reference{102}{Kerr, S. U.}{The Incredible Kaputsco Cat Washer}{Purchaser Reports}{55}{1976}{12}
\reference{103}{Doe, J.}{The Amazing Rubber Autojack}{Purchaser Reports}{58}{1977}{82}
\reference{666}{Announcer, J. B.}{The Glorious Days of Scam}{Inside Copy}{732}{1992}{1}